So Many Questions ... So Little Time.

Betty Lou has been as busy as a bee of late but there are a few topics that are making my head spin:

Isn't militarizing the CIA about the worst idea anyone ever had?

If the majority of this nation's corn crop becomes devoted to the production of ethanol will movie theaters double the price of popcorn? I mean, isn't it already marked up about 5000 percent?

Will Tom Cruise ever appear normal to anyone again or was jumping the couch the end of his blockbuster movie career?

When do you think the Avian Bird Flu will become a pandemic in the U.S. and does anyone think that George Bush will handle it about as effectively as he handled Hurricaine Katrina? However if a flock of infected birds fly into our airspace and Osama Bin Laden takes credit for it, does anyone doubt that Bush, Cheney, et al will take great pleasure in adding Tweety Bird to the Axis of Evil?

Is Michael now an "Other" on "Lost" and does Elliott have a shot at being the next American Idol? What do you think is #1 on Earl's list and, after all this time, does anyone understand what "Unanimous" was about?