In Honor of These Frigid Temperatures of the New Year ...

(Photo c 1998-2008 Trengove Studios, Inc.)

It was so cold . . .Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!

It was so cold . . .the dogs were wearing cats!

It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream!

It was so cold . . .words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!

It was so cold . . .the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

It was so cold . . .Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

It was so cold . . .the muggers were phoning in sick!

It was so cold . . .the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!

It was so cold . . .a flasher rushed up to poor Mrs. Flannigan - and described himself!