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How do you do? Common sense for common folk ... but just because you're common doesn't mean you have to be ordinary.

Friday, March 10, 2006

My Life is Sooooooooooo Boring.



Sometimes, when falling asleep at night, I'll let my mind take
a journey where ever it wants to go and I just follow along. I ponder important questions about my own direction in life. I think of issues our nation faces that divide its people. But until I logged onto Snopes.com earlier today, I had no idea how mundane my existance truly is.

Snopes.com, for those of you who don't know, is a website that proves or debunks hundreds of urban legends. But today on Snopes I discovered a long list of questions submitted by readers, desperate for the answers that Snopes didn't have. Do you????????


They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person's body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face! Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for "the big day". Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!

Is some one can tell me how to read expire date on corona beer box/bottle. code I have on box is DC08C088. What this mean. reply me ASAP.

Can people see into your house if it's darker in your house than it is outside? When I look around at other houses that don't have lights on, I see darkness, a reflection or only what is immediately in front of the window (curtains, plants, etc.). As a result, I tend to act as though no one can see what I'm doing inside as long as the lights are off and there is no other source of light illuminating me. My wife, however, is often appalled by this behavior. Should she be appalled, or am I correct?

I heard that bananas have a natural chemical that makes you happy. Is it also true that cockroaches can survive an atomic blast?

I'm 19 and from Yuma, Az and I would like to know if this myth I'v been hearing is true? By masturbating it helps the chance by not getting cancer? Is that true?..also I'v hurd other myths about masturbation and don't know if those myths are true or not. But I would like to know about the question I asked befoe.

My friend swears that you can't be prosecuted for stealing a dead body because it has no intrinsic value. Is this true?

Is it true that if you take already been chewed gum and put it in an orange peel and put it in the refigrator for 4-6 weeks and then eat it will it be acid?

I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.

If you sneeze and get into an accident, are you still at fault? Are there any laws?

how much would a penguin egg cost to buy and ship to texas email me as soon as you get the answer to this question bcuz i would like to buy a penguin egg so please email me asap!!!


After reading all of those questions, I know I'll never get to sleep tonight. So much to think about, so little time ...