Snakes On My Mind

I can't turn around without seeing those muthaf*c&ing snakes! What is it with you people? I just read an interview with Sam Jackson in which he said, "When you see a snake attached to someone's butt in the movie, that's funny. When you see a snake attached to someone's eyeball, that's scary."

Gee, ya think?

There aren't many things I can imagine would be scarier than snakes on a plane but I'm sure some Hollywood/blogger geek who has no social life, doesn't brush his teeth reguarly and has long hairs protruding from his ears will think of something. You know there will be a sequel and a sequel to the sequel - in perpetuity.

"Tarantulas on a Plane" ... "Rabid Rats on a Plane" ... "People who Smack their Gum on a Plane." The possibilities are terrifying just as I believe that NOT seeing the movie, "Snakes on a Plane" is probably going to play out scarier in my brain than it would on a movie screen. I have a very active imagination.

Is there any doubt that in the next movie they're going to combine the two famous lines containing the word "muthaf*c&ing" so we can all hear "Yippee-ki-yay muthaf*c&ing snakes!"

I can hardly wait. Just as I can hardly wait for all the hype, the hoopla and those muthaf*c&ing snakes to slither away. For good.